One time I was making out with a girl and the song that my mom sang to me when I was little came on and I’m pretty sure that was when my childhood ended.
(Source: fotografi-as, via happinessisattractive)
(Source: worsethanmyotherblog, via happinessisattractive)
(Source: everythingistransparent, via fuckyouimgood)
Colored x-ray of a full-term fetus in breech position.
(Source: Science Photo Library)
If I ever have a baby I’m pretty sure I’ll spend my entire pregnancy freaking out because THERE’S SOMETHING LIVING INSIDE ME
(via thebloggersdillema)
(Source: nextcatch, via onionmaniac)
leave; don't leave me.: had a fifty-something white male say to me, “Happy Mother’s Day. If...
had a fifty-something white male say to me, “Happy Mother’s Day. If you’re not a mother yet, you will be someday.”
WILL be. like this is the 1950s and genders roles are so set in stone it goes without saying that I plan on reproducing because that’s the only way I’ll feel fulfilled.
this man…
Nope, im gay.
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
(via busysextinginchurch)
My friend said to me and I quote “you literally ran out of the closet and crashed through the wall into the next room”
The way the Tower fell was scary Look, it didn’t just break off, it crashed down as if it was a domino effect, floor by floor. There were people in that building. Take a moment out of your day and reblog this for the people who saved lives that day and for the poor souls who didn’t make it.
you must understand that by looking at this gif youre watching people loose their lives. RIP 9/11 Victims
What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun
and instead of embarrassing us with the lame attempts at sports, they will train us to be hunters, companions, space cowboys, and consulting detectives.
What if they made a tumblr convention…
(via elizabethdelmoral)
